
Calling All Fat, Old, Patriotic Americans: Uncle Sam Wants YOU!
When Publius Licinus Valerianus (known to history as Valerian) became emperor in 253 AD, the Roman Empire was in the midst of the ‘Crisis of the Third Century’— plagues, inflation, escalating conflicts, growing social tensions, rising crime, declining trade, and a struggling economy. But Valerian had decades of political experience, so everyone thought













